I can neither confirm nor deny that amongst other awesomeness, one of the trailers tonight at the Mayfair as part of the Fake Trailers Reel Film Fest (one of the real ones no less) is titled Charlton Heston on Movie Ratings. If that's not enough to convince you to show up, what if I told you he teaches you all about movie ratings in the 1970's while taking a break from playing tennis in his snazzy jump-suit attire? If that doesn't get you out to the theatre, clearly you are not a fan of motion pictures.