Monday, April 01, 2013
Wait...is Easter the day we celebrate Jesus defeating the Easter Bunny or the Easter Bunny defeating Jesus? I'm not sure how that all played out in historical texts. I commemorate the mighty battle today by eating Batman logo and Darth Vader helmet shaped chocolates that the Bunny left me in celebration of his victory, or as penance for his embarrassing defeat. As long as I get some chocolate, I will support either side.