Sunday, August 24, 2014
Today I bought a whopping 50 boxes of cereal to feed our patrons at the upcoming Saturday Morning All-You-Can-Eat-Cereal Cartoon Party. Even though the purchases were split between a couple of different stores, no clerk had any curiosities towards why someone was buying so much sugary cereal. You think there would be some base confusion at someone purchasing a few dozen boxes of cereal, but evidently not. They are currently housed at the Mayfair, awaiting consumption from cartoon geeks next weekend. If they still gave out toys in cereal boxes, this would've been a junky toy gold mine.